Should anybody be interested in trying out D&D in a more traditional form, this week’s game would probably be a pretty decent jumping-on point. There’s wilderness to explore, secrets to uncover and treasure to find.
Plus, hey, mucous membrane infections.
If you’re interested in playing - and after that, how could anyone resist? - drop me a line.
god bless the parasitic infestation table 
As I was sick recently, such a title definitely motivates me to join!
I am still amazed that this thing is on the fifth page of the DM’S Guide, before such things as character abilities, saving throws, combat or treasure. This is awesome.
(I’m even more amazed that you guys clamored for this table to be used. Yup, these are my players.)
New location on the world map: Goblin & unicorn valley
Should we be happy or sad that Nigel wasn’t there to pick a different name? 
List of maps
List of of sessions
| # | When | Location | Encounters / Events | XP |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 61 | 27.01.24 | Standing stones dungeon (levels 3) | Mouths & Eyes Blob monster, Urn ghost, Calem the spider elf leader, Founding stone | 580 |
| 62 | 01.02.24 | Goblin & Unicorn valley | Goblins, Wolves, Dead unicorn | 19 |
Missing XP
| # | When | Location | Encounters / Events |
|---|---|---|---|
| 31 | 19.04.23 | Eagle Mountain, Snake island | (Cont.) Dungeon under snake island |
| 57 | 02.12.23 | Standing stones dungeon (levels 1-3) | Spider-Elves, Spider-Elf city Habrira, Nigels (almost) death |
| 58 | 05.12.23 | Standing stones dungeon (levels 1-2) | Etherial spiders, Spider-Elf prison, Shifty gnome |
| Session # | Treasure | Best found selling price | Current holder(s) | Recipient(s) | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31 | 1 shiny gemstone | None so far | Chylli | irx, Chylli, cwebb, PH, alrik, s_journ | Magical |
| 33 | Dagger | 75 GP | cwebb | irx, Chylli, cwebb, PH, Violet_Red | |
| 33 | Golden ring/bracelet | None so far | PH | irx, Chylli, cwebb, PH, Violet_Red | Magical |
| 33 | Necklace (silver, blue stones) [-1 stone) | 500 GP | irx | irx [+25 GP], Chylli [+25 GP], cwebb [+25 GP], PH [+25 GP], Violet_Red [-100 GP] | |
| 35 | Aris’ ruby ring | None so far | irx | irx, Chylli, cwebb, PH, alrik, s_journ, hardvark, Violet_Red, Gandohar (+2 buddies) | Magical; Can reverse petrification |
| 42 | 2 gemstones | None so far | hardvark | irx, Chylli, cwebb, hardvark, Bearberry | |
| 46 | 4 crystal goblets | None so far | irx | irx, Chylli, cwebb, PH, s_journ, hardvark, theSovereign | |
| 46 | Puzzle box | None so far | PH | irx, Chylli, cwebb, PH, s_journ, hardvark, theSovereign | |
| 47 | Small statue of idol | None so far | irx | irx, Chylli, cwebb, s_journ, hardvark, theSovereign | |
| 47 | Silver candelabra | None so far | cwebb | irx, Chylli, cwebb, s_journ, hardvark, theSovereign | |
| 48 | Jewelled necklace | None so far | irx | irx, Chylli, cwebb, s_journ, hardvark, theSovereign | |
| 54 | 5 blue gems | None so far | Chylli | Chylli, s_journ, hardvark, Violet_Red | |
| 55 | Bone ring | None so far | PH | irx, Chylli, PH, hardvark, godspeed_death | “Animal friendship” magic |
| 55 | 2 casks | None so far | Chyli, hardvark | irx, Chylli, PH, hardvark, godspeed_death | Consumable; Magical (Bonus HP, Bonus spells); One time use per character |
| 56 | Harp | None so far | irx | irx, cwebb, s_journ | “Speak with dead” magic; Broken? |
| 59 | Ring | None so far | cwebb | irx, Chylli, PH, cwebb, s_journ, hardvark | Floating magic? |
| 59 | 3 diamonds | None so far | Chylli | irx, Chylli, PH, cwebb, s_journ, hardvark | |
| 59 | 3 diamonds | None so far | hardvark | irx, Chylli, PH, cwebb, s_journ, hardvark | |
| 61 | Ring | None so far | hardvark | irx, Chylli, PH, cwebb, hardvark, alrik | Teleport magic |
Depending on the shape of the valley, it could be Bowl of GobCorn
