On behalf of the Town of Swiftfort, Tayler Swiftler, 6-times winner of the bard of the year-award, Travis Kelser (Crush!!!) and of course 36 cats at Swift Castle would like to express their sincerest gratitude for dealing with this lipstick vigilante shit, preventing the doom of Swiftfort and guaranteeing safe return for Benjamin Button, Meredith Grey and Olivia Benson to their positions at the head of their cat army personal bodyguard squads.
Relo has not only advanced to the most trusted member of the backstage crew, but is now famous for providing the best light bulbs. He manages to keep up a connection to the kitchen crew and slips some heart’s desires to replace them as they break, but they glow for about 10 times longer than the old light bulbs.
Este and Taylor rekindle their friendmance and spend plenty of time cuddling Benjamin, Olivia, and Meredith, while talking shit about Conner - who, for some reason, has decided to stick around Swiftfort and is knocking on doors. Este keeps listening to no body no crime on repeat, which Travis Kelser finds odd but doesn’t question too much.
Conner keeps knocking doors and introducing himself, almost as if it was important for others to know who he is. Every now and then he still hears a bird tweeting about a lipstick being stolen over at Swift Manor and impending doom. He stays out of Travis’ way, but when their paths cross, he just casts “friends” and then uses the opportunity to take off.
Mellel awakes the next day, feeling every bit as noble as ever and burdened with the responsibility of it all. As he remembers how good Heart’s Desire felt, he makes a choice to be more adventurous in the future and perhaps even embark on an adventuring life? In any case, he’s seen enough of death to know this noble life is more fleeting than most.
Aryadne has taken a liking to the unicorn and pegasuses (pegasi?) in the stables at swift castles. While she’s still essentially convinced these poor animals are being caged rather than hosted, several conversations and one or two rides on a unicorn (but wait, HOW is she talking to them?!) have her convinced that maybe it’s not so bad. In any case, she enjoys the enchanted forest and practices her stealth skills, jumping out at the cats randomly. Also, of course she and her drinking buddy Travis Kelser have lots of fun.
After the theft, Kimmera Glimmera has to face some serious backlash from the population. She and Taytay did talk the next day and while Taylor forgave her, she never forgot and actually wrote a song about what happened. As time passes, however, many of her friends vanish or have family, leaving her more and more alone, so Taylor understands more of what happened and while they don’t become best friends, they are friendly and see each other socially.
No one knows what happened to Ken East.
Not getting her lipstick back would have meant failing the show, failing her fans, failing… herself? She knows it’s a bit sad but it’s just her power lipstick. Too bad the supplier seems to be having troubles, still. Anyway, as a personal thank you from Taylor, each of you get
- 100 gold
- a personalized friendship bracelet with your era written on it
- a potion of healing
and your choice of 1 of
if you so choose, you gain 1 level-up and 10 Downtime days.
Homebrew feats (valid at my tables only):
Conner - Taylor Swift (Debut): Country resilience. You gain proficiency in Animal Handling, survival, or nature. Additionally, once per short rest, you can reroll a failed saving throw related to poison or disease.
Relo - Fearless: Fearless Heart - You gain advantage on saving throws against being frightened. Additionally, you can inspire an ally within 30 ft, giving them a 1d4 bonus to their next attack roll or saving throw once per short rest.
Este - Folklore: Mystic Storyteller - gain proficiency in history. additionally, you can cast the spell identify once per long rest without using a spell slot. Your spellcasting ability for this is intelligence.
Ariadne - Lover: Heartfelt bond - Gain proficiency in insight. once per short rest, you can use an actional to heal an ally within 30 ft for 1d6+ Charisma modifier.
Mellel - 1989: Pop Icon - gain proficiency in performance… Once per short rest you can use the help action as a bonus action and when you do, the target gains temp HP equal to your charisma modifier
→ if I got your eras wrong, let me know please 
Thank you for entering the swiftieverse and leaving it an even better, happier, joyful place. and now shake it off, make the friendship bracelets and long live, all the mountaints we moved, I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you… (this is the song that goes with my t-shirt)
V.A.L.U.E. magic item bazaar (costs each of the trading characters 5 Downtime Days)
