The Rakdos want a party. Rumored to be a riot
The Azorius don’t want a riot, so they start cracking down regulation wise on pubs, bars, and nightclubs they suspect are Rakdos run.
Boros foot soldiers aren’t happy their favorite pubs are being fined into non-existence. They start taking their frustration out on poorer citizens in random shakedowns.
The Orzhov don’t like Boros shaking down their poorer citizens, as that’s less money in their pockets. They start having their thrulls and spirits “guard” the poorer neighborhoods from the Boros.
The Selesnya are appalled at the increased number of dead abominations and spirits walking around. They start sending druids and other Selesnya military to crack down on necromancy.
The Selesnya, in trying to fight necromancy, keep stumbling across and exposing Dimir’s hidden horrors. The Dimir send mind mages to “redirect” the selesnya toward golgari necromancers, to keep them busy.
The Golgari have figured out that the Dimir are responsible for the disproportionate number of Selesnya anti-necromancy house calls they’re getting, and so the Golgari fight back against the Dimir. The Golgari assassins, rot monsters and other creepy crawlies are in a night war with Dimir’s hidden horrors and assassins in the sewers and underbelly of Ravnica.
The Izzet keep getting reports of strange noises, pipes breaking, and other such infrastructure problems due to the Golgari-Dimir night war. Niv Mizzet doesn’t know or care why there’s suddenly so many problems being reported, so he orders a large sweeping new public infrastructure project to get people off his back and so he can focus on his research in peace.
The Simic see Niv Mizzet’s infrastructure expansions as competition, so they start aggressively buying or otherwise claiming land for “biozones.” The idea is these zones will be “natural” areas where the Simic can grow new species without a bunch of Izzet engineers and construction workers bothering them.
The Gruul were already pissed off at infrastructure plans, but now with the “biozones” too it pushes the Gruul over the edge. Clan Burning Tree makes a Gruul wide call to increase raids and smash more buildings, and the rest of the Gruul clans like this plan.
The Rakdos see the Gruul having all this fun without them and they get jealous. They decide to host a party. Rumored to be a riot.
~ Reddit (source unknown)
The Guilds:
Azorius Senate
(Link Youtube)
- Law Enforcement, Legislation and Police
- Blue White
- Stereotype: Likes to control everything
Boros Legion
(Link Youtube)
- Standing Army and Peacekeepers
- Red White
- Stereotype: Mercenary Brutes on a coffee break
House Dimir
(Link Youtube)
- Officially Investigators, Couriers, Postal Service, Reporters, Librarians
- Blue Black
- Stereotype: Actually mysterious mind stealing assassins
Golgari Swarm
(Link Youtube)
- Waste management and food production with some necromancy in the undercity
- Green Black
- Stereotype: Soylent Green Necromancers
Gruul Clans
(Link Youtube)
- Formerly keepers of the wilds, now berserker clans of outcasts
- Red Green
- Stereotype: Bomb throwing anarchists
Izzet League
(Link Youtube)
- Managing Infrastructure such as aqueducts and technological progress
- Red Blue
- Stereotype: Lemons that BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! (Cave Johnson)
Orzhov Syndicate
(Link Youtube)
- Formerly religious, now the leader in the banking and lawyer sector
- Black White
- Stereotype: Ghost Lawyer that drowns you in your debt repayments for the next two lifetimes.
Cult of Rakdos
(Link Youtube)
- Crazy Entertainment, Catering and Heavy Labor (all for Rakdos the Demon)
- Black Red
- Stereotype: Crazy demon worshipers that set themselves on fire
Selesnya Conclave
(Link Youtube)
- Nature based Religion, conservationists, nature workers, charity workers
- Green White
- Stereotype: Nature and Cult obsessed hippies
Simic Combine
(Link Youtube)
- Medicine, Biological Research, Biomancy,
- Blue Green
- Stereotype: With this experiment I can turn myself into the mega-ooze