The bonfire continues to burn next to the disused boathouse as nearly a million pounds go up in smoke. You stare at the note in Horselover's soot-stained fingers, all that remains of the KLF's fortune and possibly the only thing standing between you and eternal night.
You turn around and begin the long walk toward the waiting helicopter.
You don't look back.
Meanwhile, right here in Vienna, three music afficionados in their twenties came across a little book ...
Carefully following the instructions, they soon released a #1 hit, also borrowing liberally from an old ABBA track. Oddly, they too abruptly disappeared from the public eye.
What they did with their earnings and what they may be planning now is unknown.
Just remember one thing. Everything in this scenario is true ...
Thanks for playing!
(And yes, the fact that this picture was taken 23 years ago is a coincidence. Of course it is.)