Queen Mary I of England's 500th Birthday, 7pm, Spielbar

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Next time, we’ll set the whole thing in Moscow and have a henchman called Plothook who teleports people to where the action is - in Soviet Russia, plot finds you!

Should’ve just made us cops. Then we would have followed the doughnut trail straight away and wrapped everything up in half an hour!

Then again, we would have missed out on the hang gliders.