I can cook well enough to do it for a living. I once ate an entire deck of laminated playing cards. I look terrible in hats which is super annoying when your hair is naff. My pet hate is when people zip their backpack all the way to one end instead of the two zips meeting in the middle. Cheese is love. Cheese is life. Best pizza topping combo is anchovies, pineapple and jalapeño: fight me.