Thanks to you, @ThatGuyTed, @damradlart, @Istariel, @Zanna and @Darthbinks for joing me on this friday’s adventure and saving the kingdom of Fife from the threat of a cloned sorcerer, wizard or as whatever you want to define that thing. For your help you may grab the following:
Rewards
- 10.000 Gold pieces, from the nearly endless mint of Fife
- Reverse engineered Vorpal Laser Blasters of Pittentween(Basically a Topaz Annihilator for each, see # aftermath for more lore)
- Your choice of the following consumable magical items from the wizard’s laboratory: a Flask of Oil of Sharpness, a Dose of Reincarnation Dust, One Potion of Flying or One Potion of Speed
Aftermath
“Long ago, in times of war, men spoke of an artefact, built from gods of worlds unknown and wielded by kings, with the blaster in your hands, evil armies ran away in fear.” See notes for quotation
Sadly the Evil Wizard was faster than you and reaped the powerful bounty. Yet you defeated that cocky unexpected spellslinger and took the blaster for yourselves, in despite of your mission being another. After returning to Dundee and presenting your spoils to the King, he comissioned the Dwarves of Aberdeen to reverse egineer the blaster and now everyone can have one! Just think about the political reprecussions of this! Fully arming the armies of Fife will be done by 1993 as producing weaponry for such a big amount of people takes time and nothing short of an apokalypse will stop that from happening. But you got yours already now so you can happily go around and smite evils, or your foes or something entirely else. Yayy!
Addidional Notes
Since I didn’t give a choice for magic items this time I went ahead and dropped a choice of some very rare consumables instead, seemed the better choice lore-wise. I also listened the original song that served me as most of inspiration for this one-shot at the point where I took a citation. I know I’m kinda unoriginal, but I just like that franchise and the stupid lore of it and I had fun running this. While my dwelling on this storryline is over and I’m looking forward to to taking it easier for a while be warned:
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