Camp Crystal Lake V.A.L.U.E

[driow123]

Phineas rn, and most likely everyone else

[DannyTheFrog]

Aight short recap of the end of the session as some had to leave early.

(I’m sorry if I butcher any of the spelling on the names)

As the party tries to fight of M.O, Sir Hylenoe would swallow the finger of the King and die after MO beats him to death in alst heroic act he wishes to protect the finger from M.O and disappears with the finger inside.

M.O completely breaks down and begins trying to try and kill the rest of the party.

Randy manages to grapple the msssive fluxforged to the ground and engages him in hand to hand combat As Frowla. Sir Hoppscotch (who has been running since the bombe went off) and Leuce run for their lives.

Randy would die there but not before doing substantial damage to M.O.

[BufoBufo]

@Darthbinks @driow123 @Jackfruitchilli

You gain:

• 1500 GP, from where, you don’t know, probably just a quest reward
• Your choice of the Peregrine Mask (who doesn’t go to a theatre and not have one), Sun Sword (summer fey, future princess needs some nice sword), and Stonespeaker Crystal (Daisy 2 brought a gift)
• 20 Downtime days

@Stracci some things that happened:

• Local Lady wants husband to initiate divorce
• Garden fun maze needs ticket to enter
• Garden fun maze is not fun
• We have spawned a second Daisy
• Party falls 2 miles into the sky and turns into puddles
• But don’t worry opening doors and entering a new scene resets character status
• Doors have to respect Labels. If you have a door pointing north labled north and write east on it, it will go east now.
• The Moon is Made of Cheese, probably Brie
• Local Summer Fey paladin beats up Mean Girls
• Cree is stuck in a cutscene with Baron Suvid.
• Local Main character can lie to himself and change reality
• There is another shadow Fey Seraphin now, called Darth Seraphin.
• Don’t do Temple of the Goda kids, or the spotlight with strip you of your memories and Identity.
• Faceless man talks to tired local actor and convinces him to exit Stage left
• Second Daisy gets swallowed by ground.
• Divine Intervention succeeds from bunny Person.
• Local Road Manager breaks into theatre and beats up local Author for illegal Storage of demons, adopting second Daisy.
• Realm disintegrates and Party finds out there is a bit of a filth problem as the Vermintide approaches.
• Divorce is not needed anymore and the City at least is safe.

Perfectly reasonable right?

Will post some homebrew story awards later.

We did it guys, we destroyed the narrative

[driow123]

and all that without a single drop of rum

[Anoniminus]

Boy oh boy, ain’t Tsneek glad he dipped early when he saw the clank-thing and the writing on the wall, yes yes.

[Janlocks]

Sir Hylano will be missed

Feel like this was song was playing during his last moments Spotify

[Meister_I]

A heartul thanks to @AGmilky and @Eel_pulp for joining me on this friday’s basilisk hunt. For your heroic service to the town of Kriv you gain:

Rewards

• 160 Gold total. 150 as a reward from the Guard Captain and 10 more for selling the giant Basilisk egg to Grog. He shall have a nice omlete for his family reunion next week.
• 20 Downtime days to do downtime stuff
• Your choice of either an amulet of the drunkard(drink any alcoholic beverage to restore 4d4+4 HP once a day) or a pair of googles of Object reading(Advantage on arcana checks on people and objects and may cast identify once a day.)

Note: Page I use to link items is down as I write this, You should find better descriptions of the items in the Explorer’s guide to Wildemount.

Aftermath

After defeating the locally nested Basilisk, some oversized spiders and scaring off some bandits the area around Kriv is safe oncer moren no more missing caravans. Though the petrified bodies were taken to the town by some local noble and are now displayed in his garden, especially the horses look great next to te roses. The guard captain also made a note to give Baka his rewards in gemstones.

[snnTV]

@raccoongoblin @JustFelix @Atanen @Truecrawl @ThatGuyTed

The Pester Guild congratulates and rewards you greatly, though it is not yet over.

You gain:

• List item:

1. 20DTD

2. 2900gp

3. Either a, Wheel of Stars or a Ring of Regeneration

[driow123]

any news on the story awards?

[BufoBufo]

Not yet, I am sick right now and am really tired most of the time

[driow123]

get well soon!